*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.
I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off
it’d be cool if there were like Sesame Street style shows for teenagers and Young Adults that teach you things like what to do at the post office and how not to be an asshole at parties
IM SENDING THIS TO EVERYONE ONE DAY
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE CARD
i should be studying for my statistics test but instead i’m watching community and making crossover